Friday, 31 October 2014

Halloween and Marsupial Lion




Greetings and Salutations, Plushis (Soft Toys) and HUMANS. We, the Great Ratti Von Plush, wish you a Happy Halloween. Tonight when spirits roam the earth and Plushis come to life.

Seems, WE have missed out on meeting some really interesting Creatures. So who has heard of the Marsupial Lion (Thylacoleo-carnifex)? What a Lion with a Pooch (Pouch). 'Tis true upon OUR Fluff. But Alas the Marsupial Lion has been extinct for several thousand years. They died out shortly after HUMANS got to Australia. But while they were around they did eat a few HUMANS. Further meal choices included the Giant Kangaroo, Great, great, great.....Aunty Eudora and the Giant Wombat, who was the size of a small car. Think of something French. WE can insult them they do not read My blog anyway.
Source antiquity.ac.uk


Marsupial Lion. Wikipedia











Why OUR interest? A Thylacoleo would be useful to help me take control of Plushiland and maybe even the World. They would Eat any Resistance. WE Have been checking the Lions of Plushiland, but neither Simba, the Tofu Lion nor Madame Zhi-Zhi clearly do not have Pooches!
Plushiland's Lions
Gediva and Pooch Bear




Any attempt by ME to sew on Pooches has been resisted. Apart from Kangaroos in Plushiland, Only Mr Price Pooch Bear von Plush has a Pouch, but he lacks the killer instinct.

Ratti only manages to attract Prince George

Source Guardian.co.uk

Talking of using animals for OUR schemes  WE have been trying to train the local squirrel (Eichhoernchen-German). Yes, my dear Brit-Plushers (England) a RED Squirrel. WE see that Horrible Human, Prince Charles Arthur Philip George Windsor-Mountbatten of Brit-Plush has given the go ahead to kill the Grey Squirrels (American Invaders) on his Cromwell Estate, in England. WE will not say anything against inherited wealth and privilege. But WE have earned OUR position in Plushiland by hard work. Surely the Brit-Plush secret service could train the Grey Squirrels as Spies. As WE did! 

Of course Badgers are being killed for the second year in England, the Squirrels have always suffered in England as Immigrants. Only the red ones are liked (England for English Squirrels only.). Even the
Three Beavers and Tollie
three beavers in Devon, England are at risked of being "re-homed" BY A bullet. One last rant about Brit-Plush then WE are done.

That Cameron Chap of England, must pay the billions he owes the European Union.  Queen Merkel of Germany (Deutsch-Plush) should demand HER MONEY back! Just like Mrs Thatcher did in the 1980's. WE, WE means Plushiland cannot get funds from the EU's Expansion to China Budget, until Cameron (British Prime Minister) pays up. So until then the building of OUR Palace, Villa, Humble Abode, a mere Hovel really has come to a standstill.

Finally a shout out to Salem Saberhagen, from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. See Youtube. The young witch (Salem not Sabrina) who was turned into a cat for trying to take over the World! WE are currently studying his actions to see where he went wrong.

King Salem

Salem, Halloween

Salem III


Happy Halloween

Ratti Von PLush as Emperor Napoleon, the First
Ratti Von Plush




Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland


Tuesday, 30 September 2014

Tripping Plushis


Welcome to all my fans and followers. I, Ratti, have more news to share with you. It seems that some of the members of Plushiland are not following proper procedure. I am supposed to be on all trips that the HUMAN undertakes. But some of bad Plushis have been stowing away and making unauthorised trips. Redd Ratti and Gediva aka Bobby S. seem to have had gone a trip that I did not know about it. I thought that Redd Ratti was working for me, but seems that he is also working for his own interests. I will just have to clamp down harder on unauthorised travel.


Stow-a ways


Ha ha, Escaped Ratti

Gediva aka Bobby S. and Redd Ratti

I have cancelled my own trip to Brit-Plush (England) as matters of state require me to stay in Plushiland. Besides I really do not like that CAMERON, Chap, allowing Badgers to be killed for the second year running.

Instead we had a short trip at the weekend to a Resort Town. Lots of old HUMANS with long faces. Horrible!! We were hosted by the PLushis of the town.

Fluff Wine Please

Ratti Meets Plushis of Bad D, DE

Unfortunately the PLushis live with HUMAN children. Our delegation had to be careful not to be touched by Sticky HUMAN Hands. Horrible, messes up your Fluff. I can report that appropriate transport was laid on for me.
Ratti Von Plush on Royal Tour
We also received an Asylum application from Nikki, the Spanish Dragon. I dealt with the request immediately and Nikki was able to escape the clutches of the HUMAN Children to a PLushiland. Once again I want to thank our hosts, both HUMAN and Plushi in Bad D, DE.

Ratti, Edna and Nikki Von PLush in PLushiland



Seems a cat in Australia has been Plushi-Knapping PLushis. Apparently the cat has been bring home PLushis. By the way the Dodo Blog is great, not as good as mine but good. Take a look!!!! You will recall that Kitty von PLush and his Rattiness, ME, do not get on. This is when Kats are not out killing Birds and other Animals. Horrible things them Kats.

And oh great surprise Animals in the wild are disappearing faster than you all thought. Forget Zoos, soon all animals will be gone and the only animals will be PLUSHIS.

And I will be Emperor of the World!
Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal

PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland



Saturday, 30 August 2014

No Education, WE are PLushis

Ratti von Plush greets you his faithful HUMAN followers. It has come to my attention that certain Plushi-Rodents have been sneaking off to school. We do not generally encourage Plushis to get educated.
Plushi off to School
Red Ratti on Public transport

Red Ratti in the Park

We only really approve of Margi's Finishing School. It is very important that Plushi do not become too educated. The next thing you know they will stop believing in the Great Plushi in the Skye. As the High Priest I will be out of one of my jobs.

Secondly, education always leads to the ruled starting to question the rulers right to rule. What non-sense. But it seems that the two were more interested in a day-out of Plushiland than actual education. They soon lost interest, so the risk to my authority has passed.

Dictators do not like education or other ideas, just ask Mr Putin. Fortuantely we so not have any Russian-Plushis in Plushiland, otherwise I imagine we would have tanks at the borders of PLushiland too.

In the last few weeks we have had two new Plushis join PLushiland. Miss Geegee and Mr Biber, no not that irritating twink/twit-singer. Both Plushis came from flea markets. Poor Miss Geegeee [the HUMAN says you spell it "Zhi-Zhi"] had been waiting so long for a home, she had given up hope on ever finding friends. We had to wash the fleas off her. Mr Biber has joined PLushiland's other two beavers, Biebie and Armani (originally from Italy), in the Plushiland Beavers Union (not banned yet).


Mr Biber von Plush hard at work

Miss Geegee / Zhi-Zhi after her wash. Had her hair done too.


The Horrible HUMANS in England are getting ready to kill this year's condemmed Badgers. I can only repeat what I said last year. MURDERERS!
I might find myself in London next month on a State Visit and would like to give that HUMAN, David Cameron, a piece of my FLuff-Mind. Nasty MANN.


HUMAN you may carry ME. See I have more influence with the European Union that that David Cameron, HUMAN

Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Sunday, 27 July 2014

Ratti's Treasure, Polar Bear and Plane Crash

Summer 2014 has been a very busy time for me, what with all the affairs of Plushiland to look after. I thought it would be nice if I showed you photos of my treasure, Diamonds and cold hard cash. I think it is really important to have portable property. To follow Mr Charles Dickens in Great Expectations. I now have a beautiful case, not box, to keep all my treasure in when I travel.

Diamonds and Cash

















Of course when I get more Diamonds I will have to get a bigger suitcase.

On a educational note, it turns out that them Dinosaurs were fluffy too. Some of them had feathers.  

It is far too hot in Plushiland at the moment, and I really hope that the heat wave will end soon. Us Plushis do not like the heat at all. Spare a thought for Arturo, the poor Polar bear stuck in Argentina, in 40 degree Celsius (Like a million Degrees Fahrenheit, I believe) because the BAD MAN won't send him to a ZOO in Canada.

Send Arturo to Canada, you BAD MAN!
One more distressing picture to go, then my work is done. No doubt you will all have heard about the plane shot down over the Ukraine. Enough have been said about it already. I want to leave you with a terrible image from the Guardian Newspaper. You can read the article entitled :


MH17 passengers' belongings
The caption from the Guardian: "A child's belongings from the MH17 crash: 'Images such as these can be as heartbreaking a sight as the body-bagged corpses that once owned them.'" Photograph: Maxim Zmeyev/Reuters

On this note I will leave you, to ponder what it means to be Human and Alive. Hopefully, next time I will have happier news to report?! But YOU HUMANS are in charge, so it seems doubtful.


Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Saturday, 28 June 2014

Plushiland Football/Soccer Cup

Many of you are no doubt wondering why there has been no news form Plushiland. Well as you have all been watching the Soccer World Cup in Brazil. We in Plushiland have been holding our own competitions. Of course we have not had riots in Plushiland of the underclass. There are of course no underclass Plushis. All Flyff / Fluff is EQUAL.

Neither are our teams nationalistic either. YOU HUMANS can learn something from us PLushis. Our players are not paid horrific amounts of money for running after a ball. Well anyway I have been refereeing a few games. We are still busy with the initial games.

Bunnies vs Tiggers No referee!

Beanie Bears vs Kangaroo, Ratti as Referee

Mice and Rats vs Elephants

Birds and Bat (and Prince George, Squirrel) vs Africans
 Well that will have to do for now. Off to referee a late game. PS I am happy to report that the English Soccer is as good as ever, NOT!
Ratti writing his blog. Help from new Intern (Smiley Von Plush)

Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Saturday, 24 May 2014

Pertaining to Fat Bears and a Bearded Lady Oh and DIAMONDS

Fuleco
The affairs of state have been keeping me very busy in the

last few weeks. As usual we have had to welcome new immigrants. Firstly we have Fuleco from Brazil.
Save ME from Extinction
 
 He is the official mascot of the 2014 HUMAN World Cup Soccer in Brazil. He has been appointed by Kind Drooley of Plushiland to help our overweight Bears Exercise. It seems that many of the Bears have too high BMI - Bears Mass Index. This means also that they are suffering from high Plush-Lestrol. Very dangerous as there internal Fluff can become hard as stone. So it has been decided that all Bears with a BMI of over 40 will have to exercise with Fuleco. I have no problem with Bears turning to stone and so did not agree with the employing of the foreigner, Fuleco but I was overruled by King Drooley on this occasion.


Gym Class for Bears with BMI over 40


The other new arrival is Plushiland is The Purple Flying Mule he is related to Emile our Xmas Donkey. So he was able to come to Plushiland on a Family Visa. Grrrr. Anyway Magento is great and he has already found a job in my office as Cultural Attache. I am adaptable if nothing else!

Ratti and Magento, Flying Donkey
Plushi-Vision Winner. Bear dressed as Tigger


Two weeks ago we had our Plushi-Vision Song Contest. And the winner was a Bear who had cross dressed as a Tigger. I mean what is the world coming too. Seems a bit unPlushi to Me(an). But of course the Bears loved it.


It is like a woman with a beard winning the HUMAN Eurovision. [a woman AS a Beard is fairly common, a woman WITH a beard less so] Oh wait that has already happened, the fabulous Conchita Wurst (Ms. Sausage).




Eurovision 2014 Winner, Conchita Wurst
Eat your heart out Dame Shirley Bassy. Okay, I like Dame Shirley more, because "DIAMONDS are forever". And Ratti loves Diamonds more than Power!!!! I would not be surprised if Ms. Wurst's Phoenix is spotted in the skies over Plushiland.

As Plushiland is not actually part of the European Yet, like the Ukraine, we will not be holding elections here in Plushiland tomorrow. Oh wait we never hold elections here. All Fluff is Equal and the least of our Fluff is Better than the best of your Flesh. ha ha ha ha. Maniacal Laughter from Ratti Von PLush. Time to take over the WORLD.....


 
Ratti Von Plush,
Great Liberal
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland

Friday, 18 April 2014

Easter Delayed - Easter Bunny gone AWOL

His Grace Ratti lets it be known that a late entry postal delivery yesterday came from Delicato Von Plush, who is unfortunately held up in the Jungles of Chrysanmasomething. Some stupid flower! Any way the lazy Easter Bunny is APPARENTLY delayed. I think he just wants to not perform his ceremonial duties for the Great Plushi in The SKYE on Sunday.
Delicato Von PLush in the Jungle. I demand my BONUS!!!!
He is AWOL, says he has worked overtime the whole year and demands a performance BONUS. Bonus by my FLYFF I think not.


Ratti Von Plush,
PLUSHI Resources Director,
Keeper of the FLYFF,
DIAMOND Collector,
King of Salford,
Lord Protector of Plushiland,
Pontifex Maximus of the Great Plushi in the Sky,
Lord President of the Privy Council of Plushiland,
Grand Vizier (AY AY AY),
Office of the King,
Plushi Towers,
Plushiland